1. "Do you take requests?"

No, I don't take requests.


2. "Maybe there can be a first time for requests?"

I'm sorry, I don't take requests.


3. "You know, maybe if you were to take requests once in a whi-"

You will risk getting blocked if you proceed further.


4. "Do you accept art trades?"

Depends on who I'm "trading" with. Most of the time, no.


5. "I think the girl in your drawing needs a gag/She could use a gag/The drawing is incomplete without a gag/Good! Draw a gag next!"

It's entirely up to me if I want to draw a gag or not. I like gags but I am not a gag-snob. If you don't see a gag in my drawings, then that is that.


6. "Will you be drawing mummification/barefeet/tickling/[INSERT YOUR FETISH HERE]?"

Maybe, maybe not. Again, it's entirely up to me on what I want to draw. If there's something you want, you can commission from me.


7. "What do you don't draw?"

Furries. I also don't draw nudity or rape.


8. "I have yet to see you draw any characters from Avatar The Last Airbender. I think the female characters from that show are well-designed and would be challenging to draw in order to capture their personalities. So what do you think? Don't you think that this would be a worth-"

Stop right there. I am getting tired of all these disguised requests. People asking if I take requests is one thing but people insulting my intelligence by thinking they can fool me into drawing something for free is another. There have been several attempts such as these throughout the years and I can instantly recognize them when I see one.


9. "I seriously think that the girls from Teen Titans would make a valuable addition to your deviantART gallery. Think of wha-"

I said cut it out.


10. "Where did you get these drawings on your gallery?/Did you draw all the drawings in your gallery?"

All of the drawings in my gallery are drawn, inked, scanned, colored and uploaded by me (yes, not only do I actually get this question but I am still getting it sometimes).



Got anymore questions? Send me a note and I'll add it to the Fucking Annoying Questions Frequently Asked Questions list.